Todays my birthday! Im 102 years young.

good

when i have time remind me to tell you about my first microwave oven

The last time i went out i got lost and it was pretty scary im not sure how it happened considering ive lived here for a while. Jade didnt find me for seven hours but by that time it was too late because i was already boiling my good jacket for dinner. I dont go out on the hunt much any more but oh how i miss it

In the 50s a man was basically naked unless he was wearing a hat.

what happened to that

What is yolo

Thank you for the poem but i dont get it.

David no one respects a mumbler. I used to be a mumbler

Whenever they have time i ask if we can play checkers but they always say no

Great googly moogly!

Ive seen better cats in the musical on broadway.

i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

Outliving halley probably!

No hard feelings i accidentally killed my sisters grandfather once. we all make mistakes just some more life-altering than others